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I Licensed My Dumb Little Script Three Different Ways and Watched the Internet Do Whatever It Wanted

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I Licensed My Dumb Little Script Three Different Ways and Watched the Internet Do Whatever It Wanted

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Writing code is fun. Writing a LICENSE file is where hobby projects go to die. So when I finished my dumb little script — a CLI tool that renames a folder of scanned receipts using OCR, because I have a filing cabinet and a grudge — I decided to do the thing most of us never do: I took licensing seriously for one entire month.

The plan was simple, if slightly unhinged. I published the same tool three times, under three different licenses, and kept a spreadsheet of what happened to each one. Here's what I learned about GPL, MIT, and the lawless frontier of 'just paste it on Pastebin.'

The Three Contestants

Version 1: MIT License. The 'do whatever, just don't sue me' classic. One page, everybody recognizes it, every corporate legal department has pre-approved it in their sleep.

Version 2: GPL v3. The viral one. If you build on GPL code, your derivative work has to be GPL too. Richard Stallman's ghost watches you compile.

Version 3: No license, hosted on a Pastebin-style snippet site. This is what roughly 90% of Stack Overflow answer code effectively is, legally speaking. I wanted to see what happens when code exists in a jurisdictional gray zone with a link that could rot by Thursday.

MIT: The License That Says Yes Before You Finish Asking

The MIT version got forked within 40 hours. A German dev fixed a regex bug I'd been ignoring. A guy in Ohio — same timezone as me, weirdly — turned it into a GitHub Action. Within two weeks, someone had wrapped it in a paid Mac app with a $9.99 price tag and zero attribution.

And here's the part that surprised me: that's fine. That's the deal. MIT is a handshake where you agree in advance not to be weird about it. The app wrapper didn't violate anything. He didn't even have to say thank you. A few people did credit me anyway, which felt like finding a $5 bill in a winter coat.

GPL: The Bot Fights Were the Best Part

The GPL version attracted a different crowd. Forks came slower, but the people forking had opinions. One contributor left a comment thread arguing about whether my choice of GPLv3 over AGPL created a 'hosting loophole.' Buddy, it renames receipts.

The real action came from license-checking bots. GitHub's automated tooling flagged two projects that had copied chunks of my GPL code without carrying the license over. I got automated emails about it. I did nothing — the bots did the arguing for me. One of the offending repos went quiet and quietly added a LICENSE file a week later. GPL's enforcement mechanism isn't lawyers; it's robots with a grudge and excellent documentation.

Pastebin: The Wild West

The unlicensed snippet version was the most educational. Code from it showed up in three places I could find: a Medium tutorial (uncredited), a YouTube walkthrough (uncredited), and — my personal favorite — a LinkedIn post by a 'tech thought leader' presenting my error handling as 'a pattern I've been refining for years.'

Legally? Without a license, none of them had permission to use it. That's the part nobody understands: no license doesn't mean free. It means 'all rights reserved' by default. Every one of those uses was technically infringement. Also legally? Proving damages on a script that renames receipts is a comedy prompt, not a lawsuit.

The Cheat Sheet I Wish Existed

After a month, my advice for everyday devs boils down to this:

The receipts script itself? I settled on MIT for the main repo. Not because it's the 'best' license — there's no such thing — but because I'd genuinely rather have strangers improve my dumb code than protect a filing-cabinet revolution nobody asked for.

Pick a license. Any of the common ones. Just pick one, put it in the file, and stop letting your code be a legal haunted house.

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