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Grandpa's Grease-Stained Binder vs. Notion: I Turned His 1974 Repair Manuals Into an Offline Wiki and Learned Something Uncomfortable
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Grandpa's Grease-Stained Binder vs. Notion: I Turned His 1974 Repair Manuals Into an Offline Wiki and Learned Something Uncomfortable

I spent three weekends scanning and re-typing my grandfather's paper workshop manuals into a local-only knowledge base, testing Obsidian, Logseq, and plain Markdown along the way. The software mostly held up. The real lesson was about what documentation is actually for.

The Junk Drawer Audit: What 63 Cables Taught Me About My Own Consumption
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The Junk Drawer Audit: What 63 Cables Taught Me About My Own Consumption

I pulled every cord, dongle, and power brick out of my house, tested them one by one, and tallied up the damage. The result: a small fortune in forgotten accessories and a sobering look at how much e-waste one American household quietly generates.

I Licensed My Dumb Little Script Three Different Ways and Watched the Internet Do Whatever It Wanted
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I Licensed My Dumb Little Script Three Different Ways and Watched the Internet Do Whatever It Wanted

Most developers spend more time picking a font than picking a license. I gave one hobby project three different open source licenses, then tracked what happened when strangers, bots, and one very confident startup got their hands on it.

Throttled to 1996: A Week Living at Dial-Up Speed So You Don't Have To
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Throttled to 1996: A Week Living at Dial-Up Speed So You Don't Have To

I capped my home internet at 56 kilobits per second for seven days to see what breaks first — and the answer says a lot about what modern software actually does with your bandwidth. Spoiler: it's mostly not the things you chose to load.

Six Hours, $200, and One Raspberry Pi: The Least Annoying Computer I've Ever Set Up
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Six Hours, $200, and One Raspberry Pi: The Least Annoying Computer I've Ever Set Up

My grandparents' Windows machine was a ransomware scare waiting to happen, so I built them a Raspberry Pi desktop instead — auto-updates, a locked-down browser, remote admin, and a laminated cheat sheet. Six hundred miles later, I'm convinced this should be a product.

My Client's Site Ran on Tables and a Hit Counter for a Month. The Results Embarrassed Me.
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My Client's Site Ran on Tables and a Hit Counter for a Month. The Results Embarrassed Me.

I built a real small business website using strictly 1996 design rules — table layouts, a visitor counter, zero JavaScript — and ran it head-to-head against a modernized twin for 30 days. The bounce rate data made me question everything I believe about 'good' web design.

Nobody Reads the Router EULA. I Read Eleven of Them. Here's What's Buried in There.
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Nobody Reads the Router EULA. I Read Eleven of Them. Here's What's Buried in There.

Clicking 'I Agree' on your router's end user license agreement means accepting things most people would never guess. I spent a weekend with eleven consumer router EULAs, a highlighter, and way too much coffee. Some of what I found was boring. Some of it genuinely should worry you — and possibly your ISP.

Ninety Days of Self-Hosted Email: A Story of Spam, Silent Rejections, and Grudging Respect for Gmail
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Ninety Days of Self-Hosted Email: A Story of Spam, Silent Rejections, and Grudging Respect for Gmail

I spent three months running my own mail server on a $6 VPS because apparently I hate myself. Here's what broke, what got silently blacklisted, and why I'd still tell you to try it.

The Great Uninstall Hunt: I Made Five App Developers Explain Why Deleting Their Software Feels Like Escape Room Design
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The Great Uninstall Hunt: I Made Five App Developers Explain Why Deleting Their Software Feels Like Escape Room Design

Deleting an app should take one click. Instead, most of us spend a full workday hunting through settings menus like we're defusing a bomb. I talked to five developers — off the record — about who's actually responsible for the maze, and none of them said what I expected.

Would AltaVista Have Ranked Your Blog? I Dug Up 1998 Search Logic and Pointed It at 2026's Web
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Would AltaVista Have Ranked Your Blog? I Dug Up 1998 Search Logic and Pointed It at 2026's Web

I dusted off the crude, keyword-honest ranking logic of a 1998 search engine and ran today's SEO-optimized marketing pages and AI-generated blogs through it. The results suggest the old link graph was a lot harder to game than the engagement metrics we've got now.

Thirty Days of Doing Whatever the Internet Told Me: Every App, Ranked
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Thirty Days of Doing Whatever the Internet Told Me: Every App, Ranked

For one month, every software download and subscription decision went to the crowd: forum threads, Discord recs, and YouTube comment sections. Some picks were revelations. Others were clearly just the same five apps being recommended to each other in a loop.

Strangers on Reddit Fixed My Laptop Faster Than Dell Ever Did: Notes From a Month of Crowd-Sourced Tech Support
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Strangers on Reddit Fixed My Laptop Faster Than Dell Ever Did: Notes From a Month of Crowd-Sourced Tech Support

I tracked 25 broken things across a month — printer drivers, router firmware, a Windows update that ate my Bluetooth — and asked two questions for each: one to official support, one to Reddit. The strangers won, and not by a little.

I Treated My Apartment Like a Fortune 500 for 30 Days: The Home Network Segmentation Experiment
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I Treated My Apartment Like a Fortune 500 for 30 Days: The Home Network Segmentation Experiment

What happens when a regular person with a router from 2019 decides to run their home network like a small business IT shop? VLANs, a firewall rule spreadsheet, and one smart fridge that refused to cooperate. Here's what actually improved security — and what was pure theater.

"Bug Fixes and Performance Improvements" Is the Biggest Lie in Software
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"Bug Fixes and Performance Improvements" Is the Biggest Lie in Software

I spent a month cross-referencing the update notes of 25 popular apps against what actually changed under the hood. Some developers write changelogs like honest humans. Most write them like lawyers hoping you won't read the contract.

Fifty Tabs, Thirty Days, Zero Regrets (Okay, Some Regrets)
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Fifty Tabs, Thirty Days, Zero Regrets (Okay, Some Regrets)

I kept exactly 50 browser tabs open for a full month without closing a single one, then audited which ones I actually touched again. The results say less about my productivity and more about how the modern web weaponizes 'maybe later.'

The $312 Lesson: What Happens When You Let 15 Free Trials Expire on Purpose
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The $312 Lesson: What Happens When You Let 15 Free Trials Expire on Purpose

I signed up for 15 free trials with zero intention of canceling them, then tracked every sneaky charge, guilt-trip email, and cancellation maze for two months. The total damage: $312.73 — and a masterclass in how subscription businesses actually make their money.

I Clicked 214 Dead Bookmarks From 2009 So You Don't Have To: A Field Guide to the Rotting Web
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I Clicked 214 Dead Bookmarks From 2009 So You Don't Have To: A Field Guide to the Rotting Web

I dug up a bookmarks folder older than some of my coworkers and started clicking. Most of it was gone — but what survived, and how, says a lot about who actually owns the web. Spoiler: it's mostly Google, and it's mostly not you.

Your Latte Is Worth $0.03 to a Data Broker: What 12 'Free' Budgeting Apps Do With Your Bank Statements
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Your Latte Is Worth $0.03 to a Data Broker: What 12 'Free' Budgeting Apps Do With Your Bank Statements

We dug through the privacy policies and data flows of a dozen popular personal finance apps to find out how they actually pay the bills. The answer, for half of them: your transaction history is the product.

Free VPNs Aren't Free — Somebody's Paying, and It's Not the Customer
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Free VPNs Aren't Free — Somebody's Paying, and It's Not the Customer

I spent two weeks digging through privacy policies, corporate filings, and ownership trees for eight of the most-downloaded free VPNs in the US App Store. What I found: most of them aren't privacy tools at all — they're data collection businesses wearing a privacy tool costume. Two of them, though, actually hold up.

My Robot Vacuum Has a Passport: A Year of Logging What My Smart Home Phones Home To
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My Robot Vacuum Has a Passport: A Year of Logging What My Smart Home Phones Home To

I spent twelve months spying on the things spying on me — a $300 vacuum, a smart plug, and a video doorbell — using nothing but a Raspberry Pi and free network tools. The destinations will not surprise you, but the volume might.